❝this is the art of
living with a ticking heart –– a grenade you
throw through windows to make a point
that language has
no room for. ❞


currently reading: orleans ; sherri l. smith

Title: Paris Is Burning
Artist: St. Vincent
Album: Marry Me
Played: 18763 times

st. vincent | paris is burning
i’m on your side when nobody is, cause nobody is
come sit right here and sleep while i slip poison in your ear

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fendelaguerre do i get it through the website or through the mac app store

uhhhhhh there’s like a half hour of my night last night i don’t remember
and i apparently hit one of the barbacks really hard fml i guess i have to apologize next time i work with him

pisswaste replied to your post: should i buy scrivener

what are u using it for?

i wanna really get myself into writing the books i wanna write!!! my friend gave me a really great way to take these like, three storylines i have and actually combine it into a trilogy (EVERYTHING COMES IN THREES) and i wanna organize all my shit and like —- ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF OUTLINING AND SHIT because i fuck myself over all the time never actually outlining besides like 2 “use this line here” things god

huffpostbooks:

What’s Your Book Shelfie Style?

should i buy scrivener

Mark Ruffalo: The Fangirl

elkian:

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

THAT WAS AWFUL AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

i don’t even know where to begin like——-

BFFs 4ever #bestfriends

shelfwarmer:

Super Mario Sunshine.

illkim:

I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this