so cats have barbed dicks
5 дней назад with notes (3)
"I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s eyes; on my face they are still together"
Warsan Shire (via nirvanaquotes)
my bosses this weekend each gave me a bottle of wine i love my job
1 неделю назад with notes (3)
"The first draft is just you telling yourself the story."
TERRY PRATCHETT (via phatalbert)
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"